|You Are 8% Paranoid Schizophrenic|
You're so far from paranoid schizophrenic...
you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.
I didn't find it all that amusing, because my mother has almost every one of those symptoms. I do have the ability to predict the future, particularly at work, this gift is also known as I Told You So and I Hate Being Right About This, and comes with Being Old and having Seen It Before, but it looks like clairvoyance to others. I also smell things that aren't there, but that's just since the aneurysm.