Sunday, July 22, 2007

Mmm, yummy, Italian Spam!

Apparently the University of Nigeria has launched a satellite campus in Italy:

Foundation's Officer,
Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY


The Foundazion di Vittorio, would like to notify you that you have been
chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a
cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business

To celebrate the 30th anniversary program, The Vittorio Foundation in
conjunction with the Economic Community for West African States,
United Nations Organization and the European Uniois giving out a
yearly donation of (One million United States Dollars) to 100 lucky

The objective is to make a notable change in the standard of living of
people all around the Universe (From America to Europe, Asia to
Africa and all around). The Vittorio Foundation has been assured of
organization standard courtesy of the United Nations. It is our
belief that we can achieve a great positive change in the general
welfare of
the universe through this program. That is why the foundation is
doing everything possible to get all recipients notified of their

Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and
millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected
among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,000,000.00
(One million thousand United States Dollars) as charity donations/aid
from the Vittorio Foundation, ECOWAS, EU and the UNO in accordance
with the
enabling act of Parliament. (Note that all beneficiaries email
addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites
or a shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have
purchased something

You are required to fill the form below and email it to our Executive
Secretary below.Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers
(N-222-6747, E-900-56) in all discussions.

Yeppers, I'll just jump right on that for ya, Guido.


geogrrl said...

Oh, hey, I got one of those!

Except mine was Spanish spam.

For a few seconds, I thought, "WTF? I didn't apply for anything and certainly shouldn't be in the running for anything like this." Then it dawned on me.

I'm slow, but I get there.

Catherine said...

I thought the "one million thousand dollars" was a nice touch, though my brain got kinked trying to count the zeros.

Sue Woo said...

Hey! On the UNig website you can learn how to reach the financial success of your dreams from A New Identity, Inc! I am going to enroll right way!

Catherine said...

Ooh, sign me up!!!