|You're Very Fit|
Congratulations, you're totally fit and doing everything right.
Keep it up. You're doing great things for your health and probably inspiring others.
Be sure to keep challenging yourself so you don't get in a fitness rut!
See, the reason I hadn't been losing weight is just that I've been eating too damn much healthy food! And yeahhh, I do care about that part, and I'm totally sick of this "Oh, it's so INDECENT to admit that you care about how your ass looks, it has to be entirely about HEALTH!" business. I don't want to have to go around saying, "Okay, so my butt looks wide, let me tell you about my blood pressure!" Because blood pressure is not cocktail party chit-chat outside the retirement home.
I'd say I'm pretty healthy, all things considering. I'm not on any medications, I am not being monitored by any doctors other than the casual "come back next year" from Dr. SL and the eye guys addressing my vision damage, but I'm not "totally fit" (maybe possibly for my age) and I know there is room for improvement, because when I climb those flights of stairs I get only mildly out of breath but my knees scream about the extra pounds they are still toting. My knees expected to be totin' a Sally Field sized person and want to know when I plan to put down the sacks of potatoes I must be carrying with me. Otherwise, yeah, I'm fit. See, it's not that I'm vain and shallow and meeting cute men who are skinny fit runner types and don't want to look like a couch potato by comparison, heaven forbid. It's that my knees have sent me a petition asking me to evict my extra ass pounds. It's not vanity at all, because my knees can totally take me out if I don't listen.
(Do you think that will get me past the middle-aged fat patrol? Those women were Angry and Scary.)
Thanks to Cursing Mama.